Ways to get past a border wall

So, we're going to build a wall between the United States and Mexico. And, according to the President Elect, Mexico will pay us back.

First a note on logic. If you have a friend that says they are going to give you money, then they move to Mexico, you are not getting that cash. Also, if you build a physical wall between you and said friend, you probably are no longer friends.

Anyway, with this in mind, I wanted to give some ideas on getting past a wall. Any wall really, or the border. Some of these have been borrowed from Wile E. Coyote.

1. Use a door. I mean, there will still be pedestrian paths and bridges to cross from one country to another. Just be sneaky if you aren't supposed to be there.

2. Use a hole. Walls have holes. Some natural, others man made. When Trump closes a door, he opens a window. Shimmy through one.

3. Go under. I found a number of shovels online for less than $10. If you are really patient, you can go the way of Andy Dufresne. Bigger shovels will save you time though. (Incidentally, I think Andy ended up in Mexico.)

4. Go over. Air travel is surprising easy since about 1903. Also, per the Coyote, large slingshots may work. Or a rocket on your back. If you are just trying to get a package across the border, consider throwing it over the wall, using a cheap drone, or latching it to an arrow, Robin Hood style.

5. Go over, part two. A 24' ladder is about $200. Rope is even cheaper. With a grapple gun you can pretend you're Batman. If you are one of those skilled climbers, pretend you are Spider-Man instead and use your bare hands.

6. Go around. You'd have to sail for several feet at either end of the wall. Or swim. Use a floatie, in the US we have ones that look like large donuts. Or walk in the ankle deep water.

7. Paint a door. I doubt this one works, but you know, Coyote.

8. Drive. Got a truck? You can drive through things with them. Even walls.

9. Offer to pay for the wall. Bring a bad check. The President has lots. Get a seat on the cabinet while you're in country.

10. Just walk. Cinder blocks are a buck or two. Eight inches tall, which makes a convenient step and they stack easily. For about $1000 you could build a decent staircase going up. Rappel down the other side though, I doubt we'd let you leave the descending stairs.