About a week ago, news was served up hot and fresh about the $125,000 spent by NASA to develop the ability to 3D print pizza. Now I hear that Domino's (okay not the USAF, but still...) has developed the technology to deliver pizza via drone. When you combine these two you can almost fully take people out of the pepperoni process.
I think the moral implications of putting 17 year old boys out of work and replacing them with robots are obvious. But just in case you don't make the same leaps I do, let me spell them out.
Teenage boys are good at two things. Being horny and causing destructive mischief. I know this not just because I was one, but actually knew many. We are all the same; prank calling pizzas to your house, trying to take your daughter someplace alone, bashing mailboxes from automobiles. The list goes on, but I think you get it.
So, now without his hard earned pizza money (mine was from now bankrupt favorite, Pizza World out of Normal, Illinois.) The poor teen boy can no longer afford a vehicle or gas to bash your mailbox, has no way of taking your daughter on a date and the voice at Domino's sounds like Dr. Hawking. Violence is likely.
That's right. These sexually frustrated and occupationally abandoned boys are going to start attacking drones. Just for sport. For kicks. At first they will be successful too. The unarmed and very basically navigated drones will be easy prey. So they will be upgraded.
The ability to dodge and reroute themselves comes first of course. Then better defenses as the sport becomes too enthusiastic. Ultimately armed drones will deliver pizza and death throughout the suburbs.
The manufacturer of these drones (I imagine named something like CyberDyner) will construct PieNet, the first Artificial Intelligence capable of delivering everything except extra anchovies. That still needs a human touch.
Rather than give John Connor a reason to arm himself, we need to develop some way to fully remove humans from the equation. Perhaps only deliver remotely to mutant turtles? I'm not sure... Soylent Pizza has some ideas, but I'm not buying it.
This is just one set of problems. How much do you tip our machine overlords? Won't it work best to have a chip implanted they can just scan to collect money directly from your account? If I can 3D print a pizza, why would I pay you to do so for me and send it THROUGH THE AIR? Won't the airflow necessarily mean my pizza will be delivered cold? Will rival pizza companies arm their drones preemptively to shoot down the Dominators, leaving you with a bad taste in your mouth about the pizza Domino's never delivered?
Okay, that's enough puns for now. I'll be back.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
How to ACTUALLY build relationships
I have seen dozens of articles, usually meant for salespeople, on how to build better relationships for success. I agree; success comes from relationships. But the advice includes tidbits like:
"Know your goals"
"Articulate your needs to others"
"Update others on your career success"
"Diversify your network"
Is it just me (no) or are all of those about how to make yourself the center of attention? That is not how to build a relationship, that's how to score a one night stand. And that is an entirely different blog post.
It's a fact: when someone connects with you strongly you like them more and will do more to help them. And if it wasn't a fact before, now this unsubstantiated claim will pave the way. But really, this is the very basis of friendship and family. Connection. Unsurprisingly, much of that connection comes from paying attention.
Look at the person with whom you are speaking. Not at your phone. Nor the clock, the television, whatever distraction is temporarily more important. And look at them with your whole body. Turn towards them. Really direct your attention. Here is a newsflash about important people. They don't need to look at their phone every few seconds. That is a task for an underling. Even without an underling to do so, very little on the other end of a phone requires constant attention.
Here is a related newsflash about being manly. Remember that action movie/western with the real macho hero who had his face buried in a phone? No? It doesn't exist. Neither does the one with the intriguing starlet who just couldn't look up.
I see that fake smile. I am an avid people watcher, and here is something most of you do. You smile when you see someone you know. Or want to know. As soon as they can't see your face, the smile dissolves. That feels insincere to me. Hold onto that smile for a bit. If your face muscles are too tired to do so, consider staying home you lazy scruff. I will go back to the movies for an example. When the two stars realize the other likes them and they smile as they walk away- it doesn't instantly revert to the stony facade they think is necessary to navigate life. Pay attention to this little thing and your life will be happier.
If I notice it, others do as well.
Remember stuff. You know the phrase, (S)he doesn't even know I exist? That's how people feel when you remember nothing of them. Consider these three options:
Heya, how's your, uhm, kids?
Hi buddy, how's your daughter?
Hi Joe, how's your daughter, Stephanie? Did she get that scholarship?
Which (assuming you had a daughter named Stephanie) makes you feel as if the person asking the question really listens to you? In order each shows I like you more and more. Include names, of the person and the connection. Our minds are connection machines, build on existing networks in their brain.
I frequently hear the excuse, "well my memory just isn't good enough for that." Suck it up. Get better.
It's that easy. Pay attention to the other person. Value the other person. That is how a relationship is built, not on your goals.
"Know your goals"
"Articulate your needs to others"
"Update others on your career success"
"Diversify your network"
Is it just me (no) or are all of those about how to make yourself the center of attention? That is not how to build a relationship, that's how to score a one night stand. And that is an entirely different blog post.
It's a fact: when someone connects with you strongly you like them more and will do more to help them. And if it wasn't a fact before, now this unsubstantiated claim will pave the way. But really, this is the very basis of friendship and family. Connection. Unsurprisingly, much of that connection comes from paying attention.
Look at the person with whom you are speaking. Not at your phone. Nor the clock, the television, whatever distraction is temporarily more important. And look at them with your whole body. Turn towards them. Really direct your attention. Here is a newsflash about important people. They don't need to look at their phone every few seconds. That is a task for an underling. Even without an underling to do so, very little on the other end of a phone requires constant attention.
Here is a related newsflash about being manly. Remember that action movie/western with the real macho hero who had his face buried in a phone? No? It doesn't exist. Neither does the one with the intriguing starlet who just couldn't look up.
I see that fake smile. I am an avid people watcher, and here is something most of you do. You smile when you see someone you know. Or want to know. As soon as they can't see your face, the smile dissolves. That feels insincere to me. Hold onto that smile for a bit. If your face muscles are too tired to do so, consider staying home you lazy scruff. I will go back to the movies for an example. When the two stars realize the other likes them and they smile as they walk away- it doesn't instantly revert to the stony facade they think is necessary to navigate life. Pay attention to this little thing and your life will be happier.
If I notice it, others do as well.
Remember stuff. You know the phrase, (S)he doesn't even know I exist? That's how people feel when you remember nothing of them. Consider these three options:
Heya, how's your, uhm, kids?
Hi buddy, how's your daughter?
Hi Joe, how's your daughter, Stephanie? Did she get that scholarship?
Which (assuming you had a daughter named Stephanie) makes you feel as if the person asking the question really listens to you? In order each shows I like you more and more. Include names, of the person and the connection. Our minds are connection machines, build on existing networks in their brain.
I frequently hear the excuse, "well my memory just isn't good enough for that." Suck it up. Get better.
It's that easy. Pay attention to the other person. Value the other person. That is how a relationship is built, not on your goals.
Friday, May 10, 2013
Ways Google Glass could make the world better
This is what I should see when I look through Glass:
At a drive-through, I want to see the accuracy percentage of the crew. That way I can check the bag if needed before pulling one foot forward.
When I meet someone, the web history Google is using to sell them stuff, as well as the suggested products. This could be my creepy new friend!
On a view of a license plate, the accident and insurance information of the primary driver of the vehicle. For safety, it's best to avoid stupid people.
Why on Earth would Glass not allow me to see as though through a telescope, microscope, nightvision, thermal imagery and so forth? Krypton Glass!
They should dim in bright light. I have glasses that do that. Dorky but darn convenient.
They should detect things I am about to step in and warn me. Puddle! Crap! Bad Relationship!
When I see beautiful sights it should automatically overlay it with inspirational nonsense. Like, "Every sunset brings a new sunrise." Or, "She's looking at you. You should introduce yourself."
Instant counting: Be your own Rainman! When it sees groups of like objects, the computer should count them for you. 247 nickels. Definitely. Definitely 247 good ideas.
Translations. Seriously. Can't it make everything I read and hear in a language I understand? Like Space Pirate? Arrr, tis the shiniest mind nugget this sid'a the verse. (That's what your text speak nonsense looks like to me, ya bilge rat.)
You ever find yourself talking to a downright homely person? Can't we have an overlay for that? With autodetection, obviously. (Warning, if drinking this is dangerous.)
A warning radar when other Glass users are in the area. That way I can delete my internet history. And put some clothes on.
Missile warning system. Well not exactly, but at least something that tells me instantly when I am being stalked online. Very nice when I can also see by whom.
Breathalyzer notification. "She's drunk enough to find me charming." Or "Make sure this person gets home safely."
Recipes. Food, cocktails, whatever. When I open the fridge and it sees my ingredients it could at least make a suggestion: "Hello Jason, perhaps a Fuzzy Navel? You can use one part lemonade, one part orange juice, and one part peach schnapps." Imagine the trips to the cupboard (waiting for your standards to lower) that will be saved.
If I can overlay the person, I should be able to overlay the whole day. I could make it look like a comic strip. Or a Peter Max painting. Or a Bogart film. Wait, you know what they say to do if you are nervous about speaking in front of a group- that.
The map of the mall is great. But really, where is my car? GPS power, activate!
Oh and I know you were on my face when I set my keys down. (Google Glass was, not you dear reader) Bring up a picture of that for me please.
With one simple caption and facial recognition software, I never again have to have that, "What's his name?" feeling again.
Guys, you know that feeling when you are looking a woman in the eyes listening to the entire conversation, and those eyes turn out to be breasts? Don't do that, just recall it later.
A rolling display of my schedule and other possible excuses that appear when someone asks me to do something. Not that I won't help, but options would be nice.
And the ear end of the temple should magnify sound when requested. More importantly, opposite frequency sound cancellation. Like a "Shut up" switch that doesn't make my hand sting.
Also, reminds me when to Shut Up.
At a drive-through, I want to see the accuracy percentage of the crew. That way I can check the bag if needed before pulling one foot forward.
When I meet someone, the web history Google is using to sell them stuff, as well as the suggested products. This could be my creepy new friend!
On a view of a license plate, the accident and insurance information of the primary driver of the vehicle. For safety, it's best to avoid stupid people.
Why on Earth would Glass not allow me to see as though through a telescope, microscope, nightvision, thermal imagery and so forth? Krypton Glass!
They should dim in bright light. I have glasses that do that. Dorky but darn convenient.
They should detect things I am about to step in and warn me. Puddle! Crap! Bad Relationship!
When I see beautiful sights it should automatically overlay it with inspirational nonsense. Like, "Every sunset brings a new sunrise." Or, "She's looking at you. You should introduce yourself."
Instant counting: Be your own Rainman! When it sees groups of like objects, the computer should count them for you. 247 nickels. Definitely. Definitely 247 good ideas.
Translations. Seriously. Can't it make everything I read and hear in a language I understand? Like Space Pirate? Arrr, tis the shiniest mind nugget this sid'a the verse. (That's what your text speak nonsense looks like to me, ya bilge rat.)
You ever find yourself talking to a downright homely person? Can't we have an overlay for that? With autodetection, obviously. (Warning, if drinking this is dangerous.)
A warning radar when other Glass users are in the area. That way I can delete my internet history. And put some clothes on.
Missile warning system. Well not exactly, but at least something that tells me instantly when I am being stalked online. Very nice when I can also see by whom.
Breathalyzer notification. "She's drunk enough to find me charming." Or "Make sure this person gets home safely."
Recipes. Food, cocktails, whatever. When I open the fridge and it sees my ingredients it could at least make a suggestion: "Hello Jason, perhaps a Fuzzy Navel? You can use one part lemonade, one part orange juice, and one part peach schnapps." Imagine the trips to the cupboard (waiting for your standards to lower) that will be saved.
If I can overlay the person, I should be able to overlay the whole day. I could make it look like a comic strip. Or a Peter Max painting. Or a Bogart film. Wait, you know what they say to do if you are nervous about speaking in front of a group- that.
The map of the mall is great. But really, where is my car? GPS power, activate!
Oh and I know you were on my face when I set my keys down. (Google Glass was, not you dear reader) Bring up a picture of that for me please.
With one simple caption and facial recognition software, I never again have to have that, "What's his name?" feeling again.
Guys, you know that feeling when you are looking a woman in the eyes listening to the entire conversation, and those eyes turn out to be breasts? Don't do that, just recall it later.
A rolling display of my schedule and other possible excuses that appear when someone asks me to do something. Not that I won't help, but options would be nice.
And the ear end of the temple should magnify sound when requested. More importantly, opposite frequency sound cancellation. Like a "Shut up" switch that doesn't make my hand sting.
Also, reminds me when to Shut Up.
Monday, May 6, 2013
Dating vs. Recruiting: How to fill two birds with one stone
In many of my classes I explain how important it is to consider dating and recruiting to be EXACTLY alike. And recruiting is sales in TWO directions. A person to a company and a company to a person. One bird here is dating, and the other is sales. I'll be the rock. Not The Rock, that's taken.
So let's draw some connections and use the caps lock a few more times. In this first entry I will talk about the job posting. This is (of course) an advertisement for a job. I am generally opposed to posting jobs, yet I met my girlfriend through Craigslist. So please, deal with the hypocrisy. And don't judge.
Step 1. Place the advertisement in a the right location. Swedishjanitors.com may have free job postings, but your ideal Manufacturing Engineer does NOT look for jobs there. Likewise, throwing on that little black dress to clean your house only works if you want to date your roommate or the creepy guy who looks in your windows. He says hi.
Step 2. Stop yelling. Honestly people. I think the thought process going on in a job posting or even an online dating ad must be, "If I use all caps, I will stand out!" Picture if you will a pretty woman sitting in her little black dress all alone in a smoky jazz bar. A man, call him "Jason," has met her eyes and smiled a few times. He then comes over with a little swagger in his walk and bellows, "HI I"M JASON, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?" Yup, I can stand out too.
Step 3. Describe yourself (and therefore your position/product whatever) is the most commonly used terms.Yes I am both altitudinous and erudite, yet still delightfully jocular. When someone looks for their ideal date they may run a search for tall, well-educated and funny. Your product description can't be oddly specific in a way only used internally. I found hundreds of current job postings today for "shop technician 2." Which is what?
Step 4. Open Strong. "Is this seat taken? I don't bite... unless it's called for." Your opening in any sales situation is crucial. In my office we frequently use the phrase, "talked himself out of a job." This happens when a candidate that was doing fine keeps talking until they say too much. It is the Peter Principle applied to conversation.You must open strong, be specific, then SHUT UP. I could write an entire post on the power of shutting up.
Step 5. Be honest. If you are only interested in dating 70+ inch tall ballerinas who have a degree in chemistry, that needs to be stated in your "product needs." Otherwise you end up with 69 inch dancers who studied anatomy and what would you do with them? If you go look at personal ads (or job ads) both often fail to describe the role in honest, detailed terms. If the job requires the person to stare at a screen for 80% of the day, inputting data- why emphasis the need for a team player? You will just hire a team player, who will be miserable. I don't like long walks on the beach. Nor do I claim to. Long lounges on the beach with drinks? I'm in.
Step 6. I never said be yourself. We all put our best foot forward when dating, interviewing, describing the job. That is fine. I can be irritable, condescending, domineering, sweet, patient and charming. Dating should reveal a mix of that, but tempered. And by tempered I mean again, SHUT UP. The job description nor the blog post should go so long as to lose interest. That's why this is just Vol 1.
So let's draw some connections and use the caps lock a few more times. In this first entry I will talk about the job posting. This is (of course) an advertisement for a job. I am generally opposed to posting jobs, yet I met my girlfriend through Craigslist. So please, deal with the hypocrisy. And don't judge.
Step 1. Place the advertisement in a the right location. Swedishjanitors.com may have free job postings, but your ideal Manufacturing Engineer does NOT look for jobs there. Likewise, throwing on that little black dress to clean your house only works if you want to date your roommate or the creepy guy who looks in your windows. He says hi.
Step 2. Stop yelling. Honestly people. I think the thought process going on in a job posting or even an online dating ad must be, "If I use all caps, I will stand out!" Picture if you will a pretty woman sitting in her little black dress all alone in a smoky jazz bar. A man, call him "Jason," has met her eyes and smiled a few times. He then comes over with a little swagger in his walk and bellows, "HI I"M JASON, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?" Yup, I can stand out too.
Step 3. Describe yourself (and therefore your position/product whatever) is the most commonly used terms.Yes I am both altitudinous and erudite, yet still delightfully jocular. When someone looks for their ideal date they may run a search for tall, well-educated and funny. Your product description can't be oddly specific in a way only used internally. I found hundreds of current job postings today for "shop technician 2." Which is what?
Step 4. Open Strong. "Is this seat taken? I don't bite... unless it's called for." Your opening in any sales situation is crucial. In my office we frequently use the phrase, "talked himself out of a job." This happens when a candidate that was doing fine keeps talking until they say too much. It is the Peter Principle applied to conversation.You must open strong, be specific, then SHUT UP. I could write an entire post on the power of shutting up.
Step 5. Be honest. If you are only interested in dating 70+ inch tall ballerinas who have a degree in chemistry, that needs to be stated in your "product needs." Otherwise you end up with 69 inch dancers who studied anatomy and what would you do with them? If you go look at personal ads (or job ads) both often fail to describe the role in honest, detailed terms. If the job requires the person to stare at a screen for 80% of the day, inputting data- why emphasis the need for a team player? You will just hire a team player, who will be miserable. I don't like long walks on the beach. Nor do I claim to. Long lounges on the beach with drinks? I'm in.
Step 6. I never said be yourself. We all put our best foot forward when dating, interviewing, describing the job. That is fine. I can be irritable, condescending, domineering, sweet, patient and charming. Dating should reveal a mix of that, but tempered. And by tempered I mean again, SHUT UP. The job description nor the blog post should go so long as to lose interest. That's why this is just Vol 1.
Monday, April 29, 2013
I drove my radio to work today.
First off, let me admit something. I don't go to work. Work is an activity, not a location. Ask any stay-at-home mom or telecommuting exec. Therefore, the title of this post might be more accurately, "I drove my radio to my girlfriend's house yesterday afternoon." But that lacks a certain je ne sais quoi, non? Sorry to suck you in with a lie.
About three weeks ago, Samsung revealed a "phone." Which is much like saying that Ferrari introduced a new "radio." The Ferrari from the link is a 900+ total horsepower hybrid with active aerodynamics, twelve cylinders and enough Viagra in the glove box to get the job done for any man who needs this stereo. No article I have found online discusses the musical capability of the prancing pony. Nor does any article I have found discuss the actual ability of the 6.3" screened Galaxy Mega to make a phone call.
From my phone (a comparably diminutive Galaxy Note Series, until the next Note comes out which should be similarly sized) I can live chat face to face across the entire globe in real time. In rare cases this signal may even be bounced off of a satellite. That satellite is higher than the orbit of the USS Enterprise as detailed by Spock in one episode of the original series- 643 miles, 2,021 feet, 2.04 inches above the surface.
I can access the internet. Play games. I plug it into the dash of my car to play music off a 16 GB card the size of my smallest fingernail. We navigate by phone. Check the time and wake up by phone. Take pictures, send electronic telegraphs, record audio/video, create art, watch TV and movies, run our finances, stalk our exes, translate foreign languages, and so much more all at the touch of a button so fast, so reliable that Merlin, Gandalf and that Potter kid have nothing on any of us. Need to know the Elvish word for friend to open the gates to Moria? A simple search on Google brought me the answer (Mellon) as well as a sound clip pronunciation guide. Captain Kirk literally didn't have this technology. Even his PADD lacked the power of an iPad, but I appreciate the Note-like stylus.
Yesterday, I received one call on my cell phone. It lasted 31 seconds, as my massage place confirmed this afternoon's appointment. I made no outgoing calls. I have made and received none today. Sure I used my work land line... for work. But I don't want to call you. We can text or we can talk in person. It is not a mere phone and it has no dial. We had a phone with a dial when I was a kid. It was a Vintage Brass French style thing, as my mom liked antiques. It weighed as much as a car battery, and was just as easy to pocket. GPS did not exist because the satellite constellation was still a decade off.
This device gives me a host of superpowers that we take for granted. When it becomes a glasses format, and then a pair of contacts the next level will be even more staggering. Is your boyfriend lying? There is an app for that. Counting cards in Vegas? An app for that too. Every answer to every test available to you, every board game mastered, real time instructions on anything you need to know or do, augmented reality over everything. Commercials in your sleep. Cats and dogs living together... (Take out contacts for best REM)
I could predict so much power coming from this technology. Education will have to change to emphasize thinking over fact regurgitation. The inability to understand the beauty and complexity of the technologies around us will drive more people to religion. Some to violence. And you call it a phone.
About three weeks ago, Samsung revealed a "phone." Which is much like saying that Ferrari introduced a new "radio." The Ferrari from the link is a 900+ total horsepower hybrid with active aerodynamics, twelve cylinders and enough Viagra in the glove box to get the job done for any man who needs this stereo. No article I have found online discusses the musical capability of the prancing pony. Nor does any article I have found discuss the actual ability of the 6.3" screened Galaxy Mega to make a phone call.
From my phone (a comparably diminutive Galaxy Note Series, until the next Note comes out which should be similarly sized) I can live chat face to face across the entire globe in real time. In rare cases this signal may even be bounced off of a satellite. That satellite is higher than the orbit of the USS Enterprise as detailed by Spock in one episode of the original series- 643 miles, 2,021 feet, 2.04 inches above the surface.
I can access the internet. Play games. I plug it into the dash of my car to play music off a 16 GB card the size of my smallest fingernail. We navigate by phone. Check the time and wake up by phone. Take pictures, send electronic telegraphs, record audio/video, create art, watch TV and movies, run our finances, stalk our exes, translate foreign languages, and so much more all at the touch of a button so fast, so reliable that Merlin, Gandalf and that Potter kid have nothing on any of us. Need to know the Elvish word for friend to open the gates to Moria? A simple search on Google brought me the answer (Mellon) as well as a sound clip pronunciation guide. Captain Kirk literally didn't have this technology. Even his PADD lacked the power of an iPad, but I appreciate the Note-like stylus.
Yesterday, I received one call on my cell phone. It lasted 31 seconds, as my massage place confirmed this afternoon's appointment. I made no outgoing calls. I have made and received none today. Sure I used my work land line... for work. But I don't want to call you. We can text or we can talk in person. It is not a mere phone and it has no dial. We had a phone with a dial when I was a kid. It was a Vintage Brass French style thing, as my mom liked antiques. It weighed as much as a car battery, and was just as easy to pocket. GPS did not exist because the satellite constellation was still a decade off.
This device gives me a host of superpowers that we take for granted. When it becomes a glasses format, and then a pair of contacts the next level will be even more staggering. Is your boyfriend lying? There is an app for that. Counting cards in Vegas? An app for that too. Every answer to every test available to you, every board game mastered, real time instructions on anything you need to know or do, augmented reality over everything. Commercials in your sleep. Cats and dogs living together... (Take out contacts for best REM)
I could predict so much power coming from this technology. Education will have to change to emphasize thinking over fact regurgitation. The inability to understand the beauty and complexity of the technologies around us will drive more people to religion. Some to violence. And you call it a phone.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Google Glass Banned
Google Glass, the smartphone fannypack for your face, has already been banned in some locations. Some are shocked as the device isn't yet on the market. By all means restrict the use of something before it is on sale. Please don't bring silly string vomiting Elmo into my house, if it is ever invented. No radium condoms in this brothel!
But my concern is the reasoning. We aren't talking about a safety concern. Here are some reasons why someone may want to ban this technical accessory.
1. Fashion
2. Distraction
3. Interaction
4. Suspicion
5. Religion
Starting with the fashion. Yes, I think it looks ridiculous. I want one anyway, just a little bit. I mean, I've looked ridiculous for years, and this makes me just a little bit of a borg. More on that point later. But since we don't ban other fashion faux pas, let's not start with this now. I can wear socks and sandals into your establishment, right? Jeans to my knees? By the way, I have old fat jeans for sale to any overindulged young men out there. They are vintage, and sure to fall past your ass. Only $90 plus shipping.
Are they distracting? Would I want this in front of a group of school children I was teaching? NO. On a driver in any car ever. NO. This is a fair reason for safety concerns, learning concerns, etc. For now.
Interaction is a grey area. I do not want my date wearing these instead gazing on my dashing yet rugged exterior. Or however I look to someone unbiased. But I also don't want her on her phone every five seconds. As the phone isn't banned on a date by anything beyond common courtesy, this reason is tossed as well.
The people with camera faces are coming to get me. They will see when I screw up and post it to YouTube. What if my zipper is down? Or I kick a puppy? Bystander Apathy has turned into Bystander Instagram. Get used to it. If you are a police officer, don't beat your suspects. Someone has their camera on. Look around you. Cameras are everywhere. Right now I have hacked into your webcam (stop picking your nose) and your phone's camera (staring at the ceiling) and the thousand other devices that record you in a day. To be afraid of the camera taking your soul in the modern world leads necessarily to agoraphobia.
God doesn't like technology. Well, if that is your point of view, we should end this discussion now for so many reasons. Also get off the internet, you hypocrite.
Bionic eyes are becoming a reality. Seriously. Miniaturization of electronics means my Google GlassEye or iGlass may be in the future. Perhaps the technology will be so tiny as to fit into my normal prescription glasses seamlessly. You will never know if I am googling myself when I sit across from you, smiling blankly. We are integrating technology into our bodies with contact lenses, prosthetic hips and plastic tits. For better or worse, this is reality. Augmented of course. When you outlaw cybernetics, only outlaws will be cyborgs. (And your grandmother with that hip.)
We end up left with Google Glass being a distraction, and/or not appropriate in certain environments. Duh. Same goes for squirt guns. Reasonable limitations for public safety are, well, reasonable. The biggest fear must be paranoia and suspicion. Recording the inside of your quaint dive bar is not my priority with a smartphone or any other device. But if I wanted to do so, you can't stop me. I have seen way too many spy shows.
But my concern is the reasoning. We aren't talking about a safety concern. Here are some reasons why someone may want to ban this technical accessory.
1. Fashion
2. Distraction
3. Interaction
4. Suspicion
5. Religion
Starting with the fashion. Yes, I think it looks ridiculous. I want one anyway, just a little bit. I mean, I've looked ridiculous for years, and this makes me just a little bit of a borg. More on that point later. But since we don't ban other fashion faux pas, let's not start with this now. I can wear socks and sandals into your establishment, right? Jeans to my knees? By the way, I have old fat jeans for sale to any overindulged young men out there. They are vintage, and sure to fall past your ass. Only $90 plus shipping.
Are they distracting? Would I want this in front of a group of school children I was teaching? NO. On a driver in any car ever. NO. This is a fair reason for safety concerns, learning concerns, etc. For now.
Interaction is a grey area. I do not want my date wearing these instead gazing on my dashing yet rugged exterior. Or however I look to someone unbiased. But I also don't want her on her phone every five seconds. As the phone isn't banned on a date by anything beyond common courtesy, this reason is tossed as well.
The people with camera faces are coming to get me. They will see when I screw up and post it to YouTube. What if my zipper is down? Or I kick a puppy? Bystander Apathy has turned into Bystander Instagram. Get used to it. If you are a police officer, don't beat your suspects. Someone has their camera on. Look around you. Cameras are everywhere. Right now I have hacked into your webcam (stop picking your nose) and your phone's camera (staring at the ceiling) and the thousand other devices that record you in a day. To be afraid of the camera taking your soul in the modern world leads necessarily to agoraphobia.
God doesn't like technology. Well, if that is your point of view, we should end this discussion now for so many reasons. Also get off the internet, you hypocrite.
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| The all-seeing eye of LaForge |
We end up left with Google Glass being a distraction, and/or not appropriate in certain environments. Duh. Same goes for squirt guns. Reasonable limitations for public safety are, well, reasonable. The biggest fear must be paranoia and suspicion. Recording the inside of your quaint dive bar is not my priority with a smartphone or any other device. But if I wanted to do so, you can't stop me. I have seen way too many spy shows.
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